Friday, June 03, 2005

Sunset Monologue 42

The Birthday Edition

Oh What A Beautiful Baby!

On June 4, 1966 at 7:30am in a Cincinatti,Ohio Hospital I was born....39 years later I am STILL GROWING! My entire life I've tried to live it so that my 'fabric of life' is as colorful as possible, but strong as well. In honor of the journey to a milestone in every adults life, the ripe age of 40, I have renamed my blog "The Emanicipation of Pammie" I hope that those of you who have taken the journey so far, continue to step lively with a sista!

In honor of my birthday, I took the "100 Things About Me" challenge from Sista Morena. This took me a minute but I finally got it down.

Stay tuned for "The Afterparty"

100 Things About Me

• My middle name is Darlena (had it legally dropped)
  
• I type about 85 wpm on a good day
  
• I enjoy a nice bowl of frosted flakes w/ice cold milk
  
• I ‘eat’ w/a spoon rather than drink chocolate milk
  
• I use old T-shirts as hankerchiefs, Kleenex irritates my nose
  
• I have every journal I’ve ever kept since I was 13 yrs old
  
• I have four volumes of my life with Michael Jackson
  
• I enjoy watching & reading porn
  
• I relax under my daughters baby blanket
  
• I grew up w/a polygamous Father
  
• I was a prom night conception
  
• I still will play with my daughters dolls when she’s asleep
  
• I really wish I would have went to Spelman and pledged Delta
  
• My favorite Author is Beverly Jenkins
  
• I have stolen money before in my lifetime
  
• I have never had sex in a car before
  
• I’ve only been in love once in my life & not with my late husband
  
• I lived in Central America for a year as a child
  
• I freeze bubble gum and chew it later
  
• I wanted to be Isis when I was nine
  
• My favorite food in the whole world is chicken
  
• I’ve never ever tasted a piece of pork
  
• I don’t know how to play spades, bid widst,solitaire
  
• I still like kickball
  
• The only white men I find remotely attractive is Brad Pitt & Sean Connery
  
• I wish I had Beyonce’s Body
  
• I spoke with Janet Jackson on the phone when my mom worked for her
  
• I let loose to Miami Bass Music
  
• In my alter ego life I’m a stripper
  
• I want to publish an all male nude magazine for women
  
• I subscribe to over 8 magazines and counting
  
• One of my bad habits is chewing gum
  
• I am fascinated with gay culture
  
• I like men more than women
  
• I can’t fight
  
• I can be stingy sometimes
  
• I don’t cry very easily
  
• I don’t like a lot of sweets
  
• I curse like a sailor sometimes
  
• I don’t think I can get pregnant again
  
• My favorite color is anything earth tones
  
• I wear too much brown and black
  
• I am frightened of snakes, spiders and snails
  
• I cried the first time I went to Disney World because it was just like the commercial
  
• I was a virgin throughout High School
  
• I wanted to be a housewife
  
• I don’t like shopping
  
• I always miss the ‘hookup’
  
• I’ve never been to jail
  
• I have not so good credit
  
• I started driving when I was 28 years old
  
• I wish I knew how to dance professionally
  
• I daydream a lot
  
• I made up an entire different family for myself when I was little
  
• I played with dolls until I was 14 years old
  
• I wouldn’t mind being a hair dresser
  
• My favorite Ice Cream is Maple Walnut
  
• Sunday Mornings are my favorite time of the week
  
• I love fake big jewelry
  
• I used to ride shotgun on a motorcycle all the time
  
• The best time of my life was 15-19 years of age
  
• I don’t know how to run – I always fall
  
• I’m near sighted
  
• I’m left handed
  
• I’ve never had a broken bone
  
• When I was 16 I talked on the phone a whole weekend never hanging up
  
• I’m not to keen on people in general – I get bored with them
  
• I want to run naked in the rain
  
• I’d love to get an RV and just live in it wherever I wanted to
  
• I HATE working
  
• I still giggle and blush
  
• I can’t swim
  
• I haven’t been on an adult vacation in over 8 years
  
• I’ve never been out to the west coast
  
• I enjoy taking nice road trips
  
• Gone with Wind is one of my favorite movies – I’m Scarlett complete w/slaves
  
• My Paternal Grandfather was a Spy for Cuba
  
• My Mom is a famous writer
  
• I have two incomplete (maybe 3) manuscripts
  
• My girlfriend and I want our own radio show
  
• I’ve never cheated on a man
  
• Watching the Iron man Competition makes me cry
  
• I’m usually late
  
• A picture of Michael Jackson back in the day is my screen saver at home
  
• I faint everytime I see him (Mike) perform (even on TV)
  
• I’m a deep well of non-important information
  
• I don’t like talking religion, politics etc.
  
• I’ve never been on vacation by myself
  
• I’ve never had a one nite stand
  
• I’m diabetic
  
• I snore when I’m really sleepy
  
• Amityville Horror scared the hell out of me and I can’t read or watch it
  
• I like to make out like a teenager
  
• Life is one of my favorite board games
  
• I don’t like my feet
  
• I am vain
  
• I’m not competitive
  
• I don’t like arguing & fighting but love a good debate sometimes
  
• I overuse the word nigga
  
• I’m corny!
  

Posted by Pamalicious :: 11:00 PM :: 2 comments

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