Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Sunset Monologue 98

A What The Hell Moment

The BET 25th Anniversary show is not over yet, but I'm gonna give my two nickels and 1 dime worth of commentary now, because I'm about to go to bed.

But before I go there let me go here - you know there is a little conspiracy theory abound that says 'everything we (black people) come up with they steal it.' or the abridged version is 'we can't do shit w/o them trying to make it their own'. Well the good sista 'Analyst' shot this out over the emailwaves this evening and I just had to share it - consider this the official announcement and verification that we need to get back in the lab..QUICK! Cause Hip Hop has shot it's load....



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So starting with the preshow:

• Why was Judge Mabeleans foundation sooo OFF?



• Everyone for the most part is looking good.



• Did Jermaine Dupree get his teeth fixed? I thought they looked pretty gapless



• Did you see Omarosa's Date? Yummy!



• I have to admit AJ is looking quite delicious now that he got that predator shit out his head. Beautiful beard.



• I guess Free still pisssed and I think Sherri Carter is too



• A conversation one nite in a bed somewhere in America...
  She: Baby I know you've never had a female in the group but I wanna be next to you.
  Him: Well baby I'll have to ask Maurice and Verdine about that
  She: but honey (rubbing 24 year old yellow ass against his 58 year old crusty ass) haven't I been doing you right?
  Him: (Clearing Throat) Welllllllll, OK you can join us at the BET awards, you'll fit right in
  Her: (Trailing down his chest towards the motherlode) - Thank you daddy, how about you hit me a high note...Philip.


• Whew Lawd LL was mastubating himself, btu why did I cum?, lol. Damn that man is fine. NO BODY FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whew.....


• I am not ashamed to say that I screamed like I was 12 (and I was 18 when they came out) for New Edition - I loves "My" Temptations!


• I'm also not ashamed to say that a tear rolled from my eye because I was so proud of Bobby.


• It's official to me - Bobby ain't got nothing to do with Whitney's problems.........and she dug my quick weave out the trash. Cause it looked exactly like that last Christmas,lol


• I don't give a damn where my 12 play CD at......


• Method Man let me see those Eyes!!!


• Mary I'll just seach thru my Blog for that 'other' picture of you but your voice has never sounded better


• Can the Church say Amen?


• I was holding my breathe hoping there would be no biggie and Tupac tributes and now I can exhale


• Hammer will always be the King of hip hop entertainment to me. I'm glad he got stock in vaseline since now people kiss his ass and give him the props he should have gotten when he was in the thick of shit


• I guess Arsenio has just turned into that female character he played on 'Coming To America'

Posted by Pamalicious :: 10:58 PM :: 3 comments

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