Friday, October 28, 2005

Sunshine Monologue 55

There’s A Meeting InThe Ladies Room

Just came off of a two day meeting at one of our popular airport hotels. As I don’t talk specifically about my job – I can’t really expound, but I saw this as a great blog opportunity (who else looks at the world thru blog eyes) so I decided to for the meeting – write down as many random thoughts as I could capture while taking meeting notes, that came to my mind, lol Sooo good people in no particular order, with no rhyme or reason – here yah go!

• If the Big Scandavian Keebler Woman who grabbed the big box and slung it like a man caught me in an alley would she beat me up?


• Exactly when did my name become Heat and/or Cold Miser?!


• If you have a lot of back fat – can you lay comfortably on your back


• Did anyone have a booty call?


• Is anyones dick hard at this table right now?


• Does keebler dick have any ‘wow’ factor about it?


• What is everyone else thinking about?


• Who thought up note taking when people are speaking real time – they need to be shot!


• Where does all the wasted food go?


• Anyone invite a hotel African back to their room for a little mandingo love?


• Who is doing kegals like me?


• Who had phone sex last nite?


• Did anyone do anything nasty in this food?


• Why are there never any black men?


• Is an all black attendee meeting ghetto? Never been to one


• Has anyone missed me online?


• I want a jump drive those are cool


• Why has my stove broken so close to Thanksgiving…Gotta get that fixed!


• Why is the only thing that taste good to me lately fruit?


• Gotta watch my netflix movies this weekend


• I’m backing off dating until 2006 – start anew – unless Tyrese showed up


• If I slide a powerpoint of slavery in the mix would anyone notice?


• I need me an interactive website to take me to the next level once I turn 40


• So tired of being broke!


• why have I only made eight cents on my google ads? Damn!


• Hope there is no traffic – I’m not in the mood


• Whoever made control top pantyhose needs to wear them for a day


• Can’t Wait for my day off next Friday


• Oh dear Lord don’t let me fall asleep


• Humming….”Hey Girl How yah doing? First name Charlie, last name Wilson


• Why is my income tax for next year already spent?


• Can anyone see me text sexing ‘mobetter’ under the table


• Open Message – You are such a freak, I miss you


• I know this on both counts – Send Message


• Open Message - Remember when we *&^^^%&^%


• Yea I hit my head on the TV when I flew off *&#)$&*– Send Message


• I’m getting me a new cell phone in December


• Open Message - yea we didn’t disturb the carpet marks


• Yea that was to much *&^^%$ - Send Message


• Do they still sell electric blankets? I need 2


• Cats have HIV – damn!


• Am I only cute…..to me?


• Is assigning goodness to your sex - - arrogant and misguided? Who told you this and do you or they really believe it?


• How come if drinks are by consumption I can’t get a damn full size glass instead of a juice sized one


• I need some hair sheen, my scalp is dry


• I want to go home and put on my PJ’s


• Wonder if some handsome men are going to be at Dave and Busters tomorrow?


• If you’re not totally ‘grown’ at 40 - - then what? Are you ever fully grown? Or is life about reconciling it Ilife) for the rest of your life?


• Do most things need to be chucked up to WTF? And just leave it at that?


• If I had sex now, after this many months – would it even be worth it?


• I need to write down these blog entry ideas I have before I forget


• I need to read the new blogs I found


• Gotta Remember to tear these papers up

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