Friday, October 28, 2005
Sunshine Monologue 55
There’s A Meeting InThe Ladies Room
Just came off of a two day meeting at one of our popular airport hotels. As I don’t talk specifically about my job – I can’t really expound, but I saw this as a great blog opportunity (who else looks at the world thru blog eyes) so I decided to for the meeting – write down as many random thoughts as I could capture while taking meeting notes, that came to my mind, lol Sooo good people in no particular order, with no rhyme or reason – here yah go!
Posted by Pamalicious ::
2:28 PM ::
- If the Big Scandavian Keebler Woman who grabbed the big box and slung it like a man caught me in an alley would she beat me up?
- Exactly when did my name become Heat and/or Cold Miser?!
- If you have a lot of back fat – can you lay comfortably on your back
- Did anyone have a booty call?
- Is anyones dick hard at this table right now?
- Does keebler dick have any ‘wow’ factor about it?
- What is everyone else thinking about?
- Who thought up note taking when people are speaking real time – they need to be shot!
- Where does all the wasted food go?
- Anyone invite a hotel African back to their room for a little mandingo love?
- Who is doing kegals like me?
- Who had phone sex last nite?
- Did anyone do anything nasty in this food?
- Why are there never any black men?
- Is an all black attendee meeting ghetto? Never been to one
- Has anyone missed me online?
- I want a jump drive those are cool
- Why has my stove broken so close to Thanksgiving…Gotta get that fixed!
- Why is the only thing that taste good to me lately fruit?
- Gotta watch my netflix movies this weekend
- I’m backing off dating until 2006 – start anew – unless Tyrese showed up
- If I slide a powerpoint of slavery in the mix would anyone notice?
- I need me an interactive website to take me to the next level once I turn 40
- So tired of being broke!
- why have I only made eight cents on my google ads? Damn!
- Hope there is no traffic – I’m not in the mood
- Whoever made control top pantyhose needs to wear them for a day
- Can’t Wait for my day off next Friday
- Oh dear Lord don’t let me fall asleep
- Humming….”Hey Girl How yah doing? First name Charlie, last name Wilson
- Why is my income tax for next year already spent?
- Can anyone see me text sexing ‘mobetter’ under the table
- Open Message – You are such a freak, I miss you
- I know this on both counts – Send Message
- Open Message - Remember when we *&^^^%&^%
- Yea I hit my head on the TV when I flew off *)$&*– Send Message
- I’m getting me a new cell phone in December
- Open Message - yea we didn’t disturb the carpet marks
- Yea that was to much *&^^%$ - Send Message
- Do they still sell electric blankets? I need 2
- Cats have HIV – damn!
- Am I only cute…..to me?
- Is assigning goodness to your sex - - arrogant and misguided? Who told you this and do you or they really believe it?
- How come if drinks are by consumption I can’t get a damn full size glass instead of a juice sized one
- I need some hair sheen, my scalp is dry
- I want to go home and put on my PJ’s
- Wonder if some handsome men are going to be at Dave and Busters tomorrow?
- If you’re not totally ‘grown’ at 40 - - then what? Are you ever fully grown? Or is life about reconciling it Ilife) for the rest of your life?
- Do most things need to be chucked up to WTF? And just leave it at that?
- If I had sex now, after this many months – would it even be worth it?
- I need to write down these blog entry ideas I have before I forget
- I need to read the new blogs I found
- Gotta Remember to tear these papers up
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